Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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