oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
you didnt know i had herpes?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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