I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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