I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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