Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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