My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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