I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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