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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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