Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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