I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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