He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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