shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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