I think i peed on brittanys purse
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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