She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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