I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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