Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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