dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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