Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
