can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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