he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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