I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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