from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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