I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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