So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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