they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
