so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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