so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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