The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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