Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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