IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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