You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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