Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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