I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
