this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
