He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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