so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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