party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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