There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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