Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Randomize
