FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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