THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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