No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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