just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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