Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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