My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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