Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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