I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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