Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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