im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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