the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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