Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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