11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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