is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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