He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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